The A-Z of things to do while queuing in a Supermarket

Sweet Pea · Post by **Sweet Pea** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:56 pm

Hop from foot to foot cos you need a wee :oops:

Post by **sassy annie** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:40 pm

Insist that a cleaner comes and cleans up Sweetpea's puddle

Post by **Jillaroo** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:40 am

just at the same time Sassy's lemonade bottle exploded :rolf

Post by **sassy annie** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:04 am

Keep calm :shock:

Post by **Jillaroo** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:08 am

Loiter with intent, well there's not much else to do and I intend to get served one day :rolf

shady lady · Post by **shady lady** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:54 pm

Make as much noise as possible to cover up screaming kid

Post by **Jillaroo** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:32 am

nicely ask screaming kid "What's the matter dear"

Sweet Pea · Post by **Sweet Pea** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:10 am

offer a sweetie to the nice child

Post by **sassy annie** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:59 pm

poke the whinging kid in the ribs

Lady Lucan · Post by **Lady Lucan** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:31 pm

quickly pocket all the smaller items so you don't have to pay for them

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