The A-Z of things to do while queuing in a Supermarket

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Sweet Pea
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Hop from foot to foot cos you need a wee :oops:
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sassy annie
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Insist that a cleaner comes and cleans up Sweetpea's puddle :roll: :roll:
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just at the same time Sassy's lemonade bottle exploded :rolf
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sassy annie
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Keep calm :shock:
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Loiter with intent, well there's not much else to do and I intend to get served one day :rolf
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Make as much noise as possible to cover up screaming kid
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Jillaroo
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nicely ask screaming kid "What's the matter dear" :twisted:
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Sweet Pea
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offer a sweetie to the nice child
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poke the whinging kid in the ribs
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quickly pocket all the smaller items so you don't have to pay for them :twisted:
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