Summertime just isn't here
Nor visiting Oz, now don't you fear,
It's cold, miserable and wet
If you must live in England that's what you'll get
True but most don't live here from choice my dear
I am here and you are there
But endless cyberspace we share
pms and messages back and forth
From East to West and South to North
But when they get lost boy you swear!
Dentists charge heaven and earth
It's cheaper to be giving birth
Watch it folks, I married one
Like pulling teeth then, fun fun fun
Not true, folks, give 'em a wide berth