Sweet Pea swallowed a dictionary for tea
She's afflicted with verbosity
Surely not, it's pure wit,
It's a crock load of sh*t!
And just for once I quite agree!!
There was a young lass who said,
'All the blokes that I take to my bed
Don't stay very long
What am I doing wrong?'
I'm still pretty when I take my wig off my head