Loopy Limerick..

[sassy annie]

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject:

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A tortoise was crossing the road
his poor little legs were quite bowed
but he had an aim in sight
and crossed on the red light ..........
:(
Unfortunately he got hit by a car and you should have seen him explode :!: :!: :!: :!:
:(

A pelican sat on the shore

[Sweet Pea]

A pelican sat on the shore
wondering how he could score

[Posh]

A pelican sat on the shore
Wondering how he could score
So he flapped his wings

[maggieacrossthepond]

A pelican sat on the shore
Wondering how he could score
So he flapped his wings
And some other things

[sassy annie]

A pelican sat on the shore
Wondering how he could score
So he flapped his wings
And some other things
And now he has ladies galore :!: :!:



A bearded old gent from Peru

[maggieacrossthepond]

A bearded old gent from Peru
Joined a ship with a pirate crew

[sassy annie]

A bearded old gent from Peru
Joined a ship with a pirate crew
His parrot named Jack

[maggieacrossthepond]

A bearded old gent from Peru
Joined a ship with a pirate crew
His parrot named Jack
Would often attack

[sassy annie]

A bearded old gent from Peru
Joined a ship with a pirate crew
His parrot named Jack
Would often attack
So they locked him away in the loo.



Jack Sparrow was nasty and mean

[maggieacrossthepond]

Jack Sparrow was nasty and mean
But as handsome as ever was seen