The A-Z of things to do while queuing in a Supermarket

monkeynut · Post by **monkeynut** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:08 pm

Ask the people in front if you can go first as you have a contagious disease

Posh · Post by **Posh** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:11 pm

Break wind rather loudly....That usually does the trick!!

Update....not that I've tried it ofcourse :oops: :oops:

Rachel · Post by **Rachel** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:18 pm

change your knickers and put the old ones on your head

monkeynut · Post by **monkeynut** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:24 pm

Dare the person in front of you to a Trolley Race

Post by **sassy annie** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:38 pm

Egg throwing at the queue ahead works a treat.

Post by **Tony Oz** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:09 pm

Fondle the chocolate bars

bashful · Post by **bashful** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:11 pm

gaze into the butchers eyes.................

Rachel · Post by **Rachel** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:53 pm

hide under the skirt of the woman in front of you

Post by **sassy annie** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:16 pm

Incite a riot in the vege section - plenty of tomatoes to throw!

Post by **MacPanda** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:18 am

Jingle change and anoy everyone

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