Loopy Limerick..

[CarolB]

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Poor Carol is forever more titless
no brains and ever more witless

[Sweet Pea]

Poor Carol is forever more titless
no brains and ever more witless
But still very nice

[sassy annie]

Poor Carol is forever more titless
no brains and ever more witless
But still very nice
Though a word of advice



(I'm glad I don't have to do the last line )

[Sweet Pea]

Poor Carol is forever more titless
no brains and ever more witless
But still very nice
Though a word of advice
Her wrath will scare you sh*tless


Don't mean that Carol - it's only a silly old limerick

I'm sick to death of freezing snow

[sassy annie]

Good one Sweetpea - you are sooo predictable

I'm sick to death of freezing snow
With chillblains from head to toe

[CarolB]

Sweet Pea, my students think the same


I'm sick to death of freezing snow
With chillblains from head to toe
My appendages freeze

[Sweet Pea]

I'm sick to death of freezing snow
With chillblains from head to toe
My appendages freeze
My chest it does wheeze

Well, Annie - all self righteous - you knew very well there was only one word that would rhyme so

[sassy annie]

I'm sick to death of freezing snow
With chillblains from head to toe
My appendages freeze
My chest it does wheeze
And my nose has a permanent glow



Poor Annie fell down on her bum

[Sweet Pea]

Poor Annie fell down on her bum
I told her to stop swigging the rum

[sassy annie]

Poor Annie fell down on her bum
I told her to stop swigging the rum
She's all black and blue