SGR Boards

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:08 pm**

Ask the people in front if you can go first as you have a contagious disease

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:11 pm**

Break wind rather loudly....That usually does the trick!!

Update....not that I've tried it ofcourse :oops: :oops:

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:18 pm**

change your knickers and put the old ones on your head

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:24 pm**

Dare the person in front of you to a Trolley Race

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:38 pm**

Egg throwing at the queue ahead works a treat.

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:09 pm**

Fondle the chocolate bars

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:11 pm**

gaze into the butchers eyes.................

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:53 pm**

hide under the skirt of the woman in front of you

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:16 pm**

Incite a riot in the vege section - plenty of tomatoes to throw!

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:18 am**

Jingle change and anoy everyone

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