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SILLY JOKES
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:52 am
by Lorraine
Why did the cat sit at the computer??
To keep an eye on the mouse :!:
:rolf :rolf :rolf
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:08 am
by sassy annie
Why did the Tomato blush?
Because it saw Mr. Green Pea through the fence.
(I nearly said Miss Sweet Pea but I thought she'd thump me) :rolf :rolf :rolf
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:22 pm
by Sweet Pea
Physical abuse, Annie, never - verbal abuse - now that's another matter
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:07 am
by Lorraine
Whats BLACK and WHITE and RED all over?
a newspaper :rolf :rolf :rolf
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:35 am
by sassy annie
How do you catch a unique rabbit 
(not a rampant rabbit - a unique rabbit if you don't mind)
You neak up on it
:rolf :rolf :rolf
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:17 am
by Yvonne from Oz
Just lifted this from GR
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him.....................................................................
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:11 pm
by Lorraine
Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!!
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:49 am
by sassy annie
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Cause then it would be a foot.
:rolf :rolf
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:47 am
by Lorraine
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:14 pm
by Lorraine
