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Lorraine · Post by **Lorraine** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:52 am

Why did the cat sit at the computer??

To keep an eye on the mouse :!:

:rolf :rolf :rolf

Post by **sassy annie** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:08 am

Why did the Tomato blush?

Because it saw Mr. Green Pea through the fence.

(I nearly said Miss Sweet Pea but I thought she'd thump me) :rolf :rolf :rolf

Sweet Pea · Post by **Sweet Pea** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:22 pm

Physical abuse, Annie, never - verbal abuse - now that's another matter

Lorraine · Post by **Lorraine** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:07 am

Whats BLACK and WHITE and RED all over?

a newspaper :rolf :rolf :rolf

Post by **sassy annie** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:35 am

How do you catch a unique rabbit

(not a rampant rabbit - a unique rabbit if you don't mind)

You neak up on it
:rolf :rolf :rolf

Post by **Yvonne from Oz** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:17 am

Just lifted this from GR

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him.....................................................................

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Lorraine · Post by **Lorraine** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:11 pm

Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!!

Post by **sassy annie** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:49 am

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Cause then it would be a foot.

:rolf :rolf

Lorraine · Post by **Lorraine** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:47 am

Lorraine · Post by **Lorraine** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:14 pm

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