Loopy Limerick..

Post by **yvette** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:33 am

An elephant lost his way one day
While cossing the street to play in hay

A hot young female he did spy,
and it wasn't her ears that caught his eye

Post by **Yvonne from Oz** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:17 am

An elephant lost his way one day
While cossing the street to play in hay
A hot young female he did spy,
and it wasn't her ears that caught his eye
But she wouldn't say yay or nay!

There once was a spider from Geelong

Post by **sassy annie** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:31 am

There once was a spider from Geelong
Felt depressed cause he didn't belong

Post by **yvette** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:40 am

There once was a spider from Geelong
Felt depressed cause he didn't belong

his legs were not hairy
and he didn't look scarey

maggieacrossthepond · Post by **maggieacrossthepond** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:36 pm

There once was a spider from Geelong
Felt depressed cause he didn't belong

his legs were not hairy
and he didn't look scarey
so he packed up and moved to the 'Gong

A cowboy sat upon his horse

Sweet Pea · Post by **Sweet Pea** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:32 pm

A cowboy sat upon his horse
Handsome tall and rugged of course

maggieacrossthepond · Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:30 pm

A cowboy sat upon his horse
Handsome tall and rugged of course
He'd never really seen a cow

Post by **sassy annie** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:38 pm

A cowboy sat upon his horse
Handsome tall and rugged of course
He'd never really seen a cow
To round up steers - he'd not know how

maggieacrossthepond · Post by **maggieacrossthepond** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:17 am

A cowboy sat upon his horse
Handsome tall and rugged of course
He'd never really seen a cow
To round up steers - he'd not know how
He just had products to endorse!

On tv there's nothing to watch

Post by **sassy annie** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:59 am

Very clever last line Maggie :clap

On tv there's nothing to watch
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