Loopy Limerick..

[Lady Lucan]

that dont rhym pmsl

[sassy annie]

A farmer to the city went
His legs were bowed his back was bent

[Yvonne from Oz]

A farmer to the city went
His legs were bowed his back was bent
And on his back there was a hog

[sassy annie]

A farmer to the city went
His legs were bowed his back was bent
And on his back there was a hog
He'd pulled it from a smelly bog

[LozinOz]

A farmer to the city went
His legs were bowed his back was bent
And on his back there was a hog
He'd pulled it from a smelly bog
The crowd went pooooooh then shunned the gent


You need yer behookie skelpt she said

[maggieacrossthepond]

You need yer behookie skelpt she said
But noone listened they all had fled

[sassy annie]

You need yer behookie skelpt she said
But noone listened they all had fled
So she hitched her skirt

[LozinOz]

You need yer behookie skelpt she said
But noone listened they all had fled
So she hitched her skirt
Right up out of the dirt

[maggieacrossthepond]

You need yer behookie skelpt she said
But noone listened they all had fled
So she hitched her skirt
Right up out of the dirt
And went off to paint the whole town red.

An elephant lost his way one day

[LozinOz]

An elephant lost his way one day
While cossing the street to play in hay