Loopy Limerick..

[sassy annie]

There was an old man from Dundee
Who got down and proposed on one knee
'My darling,' he said
'Let's go to bed'
But she kicked him most furiously.


The wench was as mad as can be

[Sweet Pea]

The wench was as mad as can be
eats bananas covered in tea

[CarolB]

The wench was as mad as can be
eats bananas covered in tea............ uggggggggggggg
the bananas were green

[sassy annie]

The wench was as mad as can be
Eats bananas covered in tea
The bananas were green
Which poisoned her spleen

[CarolB]

The wench was as mad as can be
Eats bananas covered in tea
The bananas were green
Which poisoned her spleen
Now shes as dead as dead she can be





The cat chased a dog up the tree

[sassy annie]

The cat chased a dog up the tree
The feline was mean as could be

[CarolB]

The cat chased a dog up the tree
The feline was mean as could be
She scratched and she spat

[sassy annie]

The cat chased a dog up the tree
The feline was mean as could be
She scratched and she spat
Laid pit bulls out flat

[Sweet Pea]

The cat chased a dog up the tree
The feline was mean as could be
She scratched and she spat
Laid pit bulls out flat
takes after her owner, don't you see

I'm as bored as bored can be

[CarolB]

I'm bored as bored can be
I watched a coconut fall from a tree