Loopy Limerick..

[sassy annie]

She is young and she is pretty
To make this rhyme needs someone witty
So never fear Sass is here
With throbbing head and eyes a'blear

[Sweet Pea]

She is young and she is pretty
To make this rhyme needs someone witty
So never fear Sass is here
With throbbing head and eyes a'blear
she never fails to make things shitty


There once was an Aussie called Sass

[sassy annie]

There once was an Aussie called Sass
Who went for a ride on an ass

[Sweet Pea]

There once was an Aussie called Sass
Who went for a ride on an ass
it bucked and it reared

[sassy annie]

There once was an Aussie called Sass
Who went for a ride on an ass
it bucked and it reared
And tangled her beard

[Sweet Pea]

There once was an Aussie called Sass
Who went for a ride on an ass
it bucked and it reared
And tangled her beard
and out popped her eye made of glass

The sun is shining, all is well

[sassy annie]

The sun is shining, all is well
The elves are delving in the dell

[Sweet Pea]

The sun is shining, all is well
The elves are delving in the dell
Devilish elves is what they are

[sassy annie]

The sun is shining, all is well
The elves are delving in the dell
Devilish elves is what they are
Spreading their elf seed near and far



This does not meet the required form of a limerick

[Sweet Pea]

I knew you were going to say that. Guess wot - I don't care

Aren't they supposed to be funny as well??

The sun is shining, all is well
The elves are delving in the dell
Devilish elves is what they are
Spreading their elf seed near and far
and being naughty - but I won't tell