Loopy Limerick..

[sassy annie]

How cruel you are Sweetpea

Spring is in the air I think
The jasmine is starting to stink

[Sweet Pea]

Spring is in the air I think
The jasmine is starting to stink
Young men are fretting

[sassy annie]

Spring is in the air I think
The jasmine is starting to stink
Young men are fretting
Their thoughts turn to petting

[Sweet Pea]

Spring is in the air I think
The jasmine is starting to stink
Young men are fretting
Their thoughts turn to petting
Fast cars, late nights and drink

Dreadful but best I could think of - I don't like starting cos I can't finish


There was a young chap who said

[sassy annie]

There was a young chap who said
"I need a fair maiden to bed"

[Sweet Pea]

There was a young chap who said
"I need a fair maiden to bed"
but all he got was a slag

[sassy annie]

There was a young chap who said
"I need a fair maiden to bed"
but all he got was a slag
An old teapot in drag

[Sweet Pea]

There was a young chap who said
"I need a fair maiden to bed"
but all he got was a slag
An old teapot in drag
So, back to porn mags in the shed

She is young and she is pretty

[sassy annie]

She is young and she is pretty
To make this rhyme needs someone witty

[Sweet Pea]

She is young and she is pretty
To make this rhyme needs someone witty
So never fear Sass is here