Loopy Limerick..

[sassy annie]

Ok - I've thrown me tanty.



There was a young man from Leeds
Who did many dastardly deeds
He took his tie and cut it in half

That line is too looooooong Carol

Try this:

There was a young man from Leeds
Who did many dastardly deeds
He took off his tie
And undid his fly

Now - the last line is the same length as the first 2........

[Sweet Pea]

It's no use sending kisses, bossy boots. We don't care if the line is too long but what on earth rhymes with 'half' that fits in or bloody 'deeds', come to that

[sassy annie]

There was a young man from Leeds
Who did many dastardly deeds
He took off his tie
And undid his fly
And took care of his bodily needs


Sweetpea is marooned in the snow

[Sweet Pea]

Slightly rude there, Annie, I think

Sweetpea is marooned in the snow
Stuck at home, with nowhere to go

[sassy annie]

Me Rude
Neffer.......

Sweetpea is marooned in the snow
Stuck at home, with nowhere to go
Got into the rum

[Sweet Pea]

Sweetpea is marooned in the snow
Stuck at home, with nowhere to go
Got into the rum
Bared her bum

[sassy annie]

Sweetpea is marooned in the snow
Stuck at home, with nowhere to go
Got into the rum
Bared her bum
And tied up her norks in a bow



Happy birthday to Queen of the Nile

[Sweet Pea]

good one - now we're motoring




Happy birthday to Queen of the Nile
Her postings always make us smile

[sassy annie]

Happy birthday to Queen of the Nile
Her postings always make us smile
She sips on champagne

[Sweet Pea]

Happy birthday to Queen of the Nile
Her postings always make us smile
She sips on champagne
Not an ounce does she gain