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A handsome young Prince from Kuwait
Who didn't think he had to wait
So he said, Pardon me Sir
Go call my chauffeur
As I really musnt be late
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The litle old lady was sad
Her pussy had been really bad
she had eaten a weed
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The litle old lady was sad
Her pussy had been really bad
she had eaten a weed
which was such a deed
And now she had gone quite mad